anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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