I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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