Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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