going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
