margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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