Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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