It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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