I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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