Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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