Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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