erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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