Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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