it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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