just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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