So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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