Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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