but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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