Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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