they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
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its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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