so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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