If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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