Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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