we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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