marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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