How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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