This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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