They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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