I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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