: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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