week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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