He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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