I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I want a musical about memes.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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