I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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