I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
