I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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