are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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