I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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