i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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