Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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