How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party