so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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