I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
My ATM looks so different sober.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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