i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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