..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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