I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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