I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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