i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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