she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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