Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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