If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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