Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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