But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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