i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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