Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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