I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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