There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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