Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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