I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He shit in the fireplace
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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